Swifty Swine Racing Pigs
Show Description
The little piggies spend their youth at the racetrack, but never fail to bring home the bacon. Their careers last a single season before they eat themselves out of a job. Their known as the Swifty Swine Racing & Swimming Pigs. While some little piggies hang out in a muddy barnyard getting fat for their trip to the stockyards, Swifty Swine Productions, Racing Pigs are busy shaken the bacon around a 150' oval track at some of the nations biggest fairs, festivals, and special events. These little porkers pound the turf at a blazing 15mph, and all for an Oreocookie. The winner gets the cookie the loser gets the crumbs.
Your audiences will go hog wild as little Swifty (the swimming pig) plunges into the tank in an effort to break the current world record.
Surprising to some these little pigs travel 11 months a year and appear before millions of people. They criss cross the country in their shiny red trailer equipped with amenities not found in any barnyard. These little superstars enjoy such luxuries as air conditioning, heating, and their very own piggy potty. There's even color TV and stereo for the pigs leisure time.
They are bathed daily by their handlers and while in training chow down or should we say pig out on high protein pig pellets, keeping them in top condition. If this isn't enough they are visited promptly every 30 days by a vetranarian who checks them over snout to tail and updates travel documents. Their every need is attended to by their handlers who are at their side 24 hours a day.
Watch for these exciting little porkers at your local fair or festival. Billed as Swifty Swine Racing & Swimming Pigs, America's cleanest and fastest pigs
